February 23 – Revolution
When did “revolution” become an adjective?
Ascribed to ingredients of domestic products
“Revolutionary cleaning power!”
The design of women’s lingerie
“New, revolutionary wonder lift!”
No longer the power to stir
To call to arms; to change;
To leap into action.
All I know is
When the revolution comes
I’ll be wiping my bum
With revolutionary 3-ply toilet paper.